Here’s some pertinent information:
◈ If we’ve already met, please text my private number. My “rules” don’t apply to you!
◈ I receive a lot of messages. For a faster response, please leave a voicemail or email me at [email protected]
◈ I rarely have free time if I don’t block it out in my calendar. When possible, please book in advance.
◈ I view proper hygiene and manners as essential traits that separate civilized humans from barbarians. I have no interest in connecting with barbarians.
◈ Seriously though—if you’re not conscientious about your hygiene, we’re not compatible.
◈ I don't discriminate based on race, color, national origin, weight, age (excluding minors), gender, sexual orientation or disabilities.
◈ I don’t drink, but don’t let that stop you from enjoying a few! I prefer edibles.